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Grahame Hutchison
7th January 2010, 06:41 PM
Donuts On Taxiway Charlie Maybe ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGR
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 0557
Flight id: QF0429
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 02:00
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
F/A REPORT BURNING RUBBER SMELL R2. 1 X YPTA.
-------------------------------------[07/01/2010 12:05]

Not Noticed A Clearance On ACARS Before !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: ..B-HLQ
Message label: 10 Block id: D Msg. no: 1PDC
Flight id: 07040
Message content:-
0
CPA100 A333 YSSY 0445
CLEARED TO VHHH VIA 16R DEENA4 DEP RIC:TRAN
ROUTE DCT RIC H202 WLG R340 SARIK R340 IGOPO R340 AMN A461 TANAL A461
ZAM A583
SABNO
MAINTAIN : 5500
DEP FREQ: 129.700
SQUAWK 1356

-------------------------------------[07/01/2010 15:01]

Too Many Aprons In The Cockpit ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VGZ
Message label: 1L Block id: 4 Msg. no: M75A
Flight id: JQ0816
Message content:-
HI JQ 816. DC 0335 TC 0340 . 5 MINS LATE. 2 MINS DUE LATE CARGO NOT IFICATION. 3 MINS DUE APRON CONGESTION
-------------------------------------[07/01/2010 15:03]

The Airlines Use ACARS Reqularly To Notify Ground Crew Of Wheelchair Requirements For Disabled PAX - Great Service

ACARS mode: O Aircraft reg: .VH-VXL
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M33A
Flight id: QF0530
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 1455YBBN
WHLCHR 02 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI 1 W/C PAX NEEDS EAGLE AND CHAIR IS IN HOLD.
THANKS.
-------------------------------------[07/01/2010 15:15]

Grahame Hutchison
16th January 2010, 07:45 PM
Occa Alien

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VZD
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M29A
Flight id: QF0421
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2355YMML
WHLCHR 02 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI GREETINGS EARTHLINGS.
NO OTHER REQ. GOOD JET.
SEE YOOSE BLOKES SOON...
-------------------------------------[16/01/2010 10:01]

Faulty IFEs Again

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJI
Message label: 87 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M39A
Flight id: NZ0118
Message content:-
ALOG
0100YSSYNZAA
HI Name Withheld ...WE HAVE THE
IFE UP AND RUNNING NOW
SO A SUCCESSFUL REBOOT.
RGDS..PAUL.
-------------------------------------[16/01/2010 16:14]

Can't Do Much If They Are Not Open

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N107UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 8 Msg. no: M48A
Flight id: UA0840
Message content:-
/C6 SYDLAX LAX FINALLY AIRBORNE WILL OUR CUSTOMS BE OPEN ON OUR ARRIVAL
-------------------------------------[16/01/2010 19:01]

Grahame Hutchison
17th January 2010, 01:48 PM
Defects

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .9V-SVL
Message label: H1 Block id: 7 Msg. no: 001A
Flight id: SQ0297
Message content:-
#T0B/CHCKPNZ CHCKDSQ.CABIN?comV DEFECTS.
1.FWD YCL GALLEY SINK DRAINAGE SLOW.
2.11H CANNOT ACCESS 'INT' MODE. SCREEN BLANK.
-------------------------------------[15/01/2010 06:00]

Anyone Seen QF612 ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXT
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M10A
Flight id: QF0411
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2151YMML
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY. A/C OK.
WHAT + WHERE IS QF612 PLS.
-------------------------------------[15/01/2010 08:00]

Maybe A Little Extra Speed Today !

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXE
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M10A
Flight id: QF0419
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2325YMML
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI MORNING. GOOD ROCKET AND PAX CAN WALK TO DOOR.
-------------------------------------[15/01/2010 09:27]

How Did The Excess Pillows Get There In The First Place

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGC
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4646
Flight id: QF0427
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 01:25
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI. RQST PPL MVR FOR 2 PAX PLS.
CLEANERS 2 TAKE XS PILLOWS ETC
-------------------------------------[15/01/2010 11:46]

Must Have The Checklist Card

ACARS mode: [ Aircraft reg: .VH-EBG
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M67A
Flight id: QF0577
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0555YPPH
WHLCHR / MED
ASST 01MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI FOR ENGINEERING REQ 1 CHECKLIST CARD AS IT IS MISSING
PLS REPLY ACARS
-------------------------------------[15/01/2010 12:35]

Grahame Hutchison
25th January 2010, 09:31 PM
Technical Terms

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXB
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M12A
Flight id: QF0414
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2225YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI IFE CROOK. NEED FRESH DV
DS TO ATTEMPT FIX. TA
-------------------------------------[25/01/2010 09:06]

Power Please

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXE
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M29A
Flight id: QF0447
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0630YMML
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI NO APU WILL REQ EXT PWR AND AIR AT GATE.
-------------------------------------[25/01/2010 16:28]

Easily Pleased

ACARS mode: B Aircraft reg: .VH-VYD
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M58A
Flight id: QF0634
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 1002YBBN
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GREAT GATE THANKS V MUCH. LATE RQST FOR 1 WC TO DOOR PLEASE
-------------------------------------[25/01/2010 20:23]

Your The One Going To Melbourne

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGK
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 3425
Flight id: QF0487
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 10:30
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI. ANY CHANCE OF A TENNIS UPDATE...
-------------------------------------[25/01/2010 20:34]

Grahame Hutchison
27th January 2010, 06:37 PM
More APU Problems

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXE
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M04A
Flight id: QF0000
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2030
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY. RQR GND PWR AND AIR DUE APU U/S. TA.
-------------------------------------[27/01/2010 06:34]

Stuffed Muffin

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGM
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4638
Flight id: QF0050
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 20:35
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
CONTAMINATED MUFFIN STORED IN FWD GALLEY REFRIGERATOR. QF50.
-------------------------------------[27/01/2010 06:46]

Is That An Airbus A320 LEMON

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-JQL
Message label: 1L Block id: 6 Msg. no: M16A
Flight id: JQ0456
Message content:-
JQ456 LEMON DC2020TC2031 5MIN CODE 899 6MIN 633 EXTENSIV DELAY ON GRND 2 SEPARATE FAULT SAIR CON + FMGC
-------------------------------------[27/01/2010 08:26]

One Of Everything Please

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXE
Message label: 86 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M30A
Flight id: QF0528
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0355YBBN
WHLCHR 02 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI REQ 1 AISLE CHR. 1 NORM CHAIR AND 1 EAGLE LIFT APU U/S. NEED GND PWR AND AIR THANKS
-------------------------------------[27/01/2010 14:05]

Keep Them Informed

ACARS mode: B Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXE
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M46A
Flight id: QF0537
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0620YSSY
WHLCHR 00 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI CU ON 11.NOW SLOWING AND HOLDING.WILL ADV WHEN LDG TIME KNOWN....
-------------------------------------[27/01/2010 16:39]

Grahame Hutchison
6th February 2010, 04:51 PM
Better Safe Than Sorry

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VYJ
Message label: 86 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M26A
Flight id: QF0787
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2310YSCB
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI HI. NO FUEL UPLIFT REQD
NO CABIN SERVICE THIS FLT DUE TURBULENCE
FYI
-------------------------------------[06/02/2010 09:50]

Pensioners Day Out

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXB
Message label: 86 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M30A
Flight id: QF0431
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0216YMML
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY AND 10 FOR PPLE MVR
-------------------------------------[06/02/2010 12:19]
ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXB
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M33A
Flight id: QF0431
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0216YMML
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY AND 10 FOR PPLE MVR ....THATS CORRECT TKS.
-------------------------------------[06/02/2010 12:35]

Sergeant Shultz At The Controls

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXO
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M07A
Flight id: QF0539
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0605YSSY
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI HI. GOOD AFTERNOON.WE NEED NOTHING...
-------------------------------------[06/02/2010 16:29]

Grahame Hutchison
8th February 2010, 06:23 PM
Interesting ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VPF
Message label: C1 Block id: Z Msg. no: ****
Flight id: ******
Message content:-
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT ANY DAMAGED OR LEAKING PACKAGES
-------------------------------------[08/02/2010 07:25]

Announced Ahead Of Time

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N197UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 7 Msg. no: M81A
Flight id: UA0863
Message content:-
/C6 SFOSYD SYD 2 PAX VIPS...HEAD OF AL
BANKS OF JAPAN...THEY NEED FIRST CLASS SERVICE APON ARRIVAL. MAY NOT HV LUGGAGE...NEED A SUPVR. TO MEET US...THX
-------------------------------------[08/02/2010 07:26]

Don't Believe Rumors

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXD
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M11A
Flight id: QF0507
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2223YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI RUMOURS ARE TRUE.
HOLDING
-------------------------------------[08/02/2010 08:37]

Minor Problem

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N120UA
Message label: RA Block id: G Msg. no: QUHD
Flight id: QWDUA~
Message content:-
1RECEIVED LOG004
: CREW REPORT:
SPEEDBRAKE ARM INTERMITENT.
**A NEW MRD IS REQUIRED PRIOR TO THE NEXT FLIGHT**
-------------------------------------[08/02/2010 10:10]

Robert Zweck
9th February 2010, 08:35 AM
Grahame,

In your first post, what is AMN?

I guess ZAM is Zamboanga

Steve V
9th February 2010, 10:36 AM
G'Day
AMN = Ambon

Grahame Hutchison
13th February 2010, 06:25 PM
Faulty IFE And Flashing Lights

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N122UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 1 Msg. no: M21A
Flight id: UA0839
Message content:-
/71 LAXSYD 0\ALL VIDEO SYSTEMS FREEZE INTERMITTIENTLY/71 LAXSYD 0\EMERGENCY EXIT LITES TURN ON AND OFF AT DOOR 3R.
-------------------------------------[13/02/2010 08:06]

More United Problems

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N197UA
Message label: RA Block id: B Msg. no: QUHD
Flight id: QWDUA~
Message content:-
1RECEIVED LOG003
: LAV 104 HOT WATER INOP - *FIX MF
**A NEW MRD IS REQUIRED PRIOR TO THE NEXT FLIGHT**
-------------------------------------[13/02/2010 08:11]

Pack Everything In The One Message

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VYH
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M23A
Flight id: QF0417
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2246YMML
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
*** 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI MORNING ALL..
GOOD ACFT
NIL REQTS..
WAT BAY/ACFT FLT426 TO SYD TKS..
CU SOON
-------------------------------------[13/02/2010 09:00]

Working Ahead

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBF
Message label: 87 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M29A
Flight id: JQ0019
Message content:-
DC 2148 DLA DUE LIR AND L8 CLEANER+PAX ETA2310
COULD YOU PLS ORGANISE FO Name Withheld TO PAX ON JQ409 LEAVING OOL AT 2340 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP CHEERS
-------------------------------------[13/02/2010 09:14]

Pedal Faster

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGQ
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 1100
Flight id: QF0924
Message content:-
/CNS.
ARI
CNS ETAB 01:25
WH/CH 02 UN/MNR 00
HELLOOO.
BE THERE AS OON AS WE CAN. FUEL FOR 925 WHEN WE GET IN
-------------------------------------[13/02/2010 10:10]

Bumpy Over The Ditch

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJD
Message label: 87 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M74A
Flight id: NZ0105
Message content:-
DESP
0100NZAAYSSY
GIDDAY.
WE HAVE EXPERIENCED MOD TURB FOR APPROX 200 NM LEADING UP TO
MAGDA. SMOOTHED OUT WHEN WE DESCENDED BELOW 31000.REQUEST RETURN PLAN AT F270 TIL WALTZ THEN A CLIMB TO OPT.
THAN
-------------------------------------[13/02/2010 16:50]

Grahame Hutchison
14th February 2010, 07:56 PM
Stowaway In The Overhead !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N121UA
Message label: RA Block id: N Msg. no: QUHD
Flight id: QWDUA~
Message content:-
1RECEIVED LOG007
: CREW REPORT: F-A REPORTED GRINDING NOISE IN OVERHEAD NEAR DOOR 3. TURNING OFF GASPER FAN FIXED PROBLM
**A NEW MRD IS REQUIRED PRIOR TO THE NEXT FLIGHT**
-------------------------------------[14/02/2010 07:13]

CYASOOON - Could be Chinese !

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .VH-VYG
Message label: 86 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: QF0409
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2125YMML
WHLCHR 00 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GOOD SHIP CYASOOON
-------------------------------------[14/02/2010 07:46]

Morning Or Moaning ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGQ
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4424
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 22:30
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
MOANING AGAIN/FOR ENG MULTIPLE Y SEATS WITHOUT AUDIO..HAS HISTORY
-------------------------------------[14/02/2010 08:44]

Ouch !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXA
Message label: H1 Block id: 2 Msg. no: D29A
Flight id: QF0430
Message content:-
#2XBHDL
VH-ZXA QFA0430
0225 14FEB10 YMML YSSY LA 135 129 027
HARD LANDING
PEAK RECORDED VERTICAL ACCELERATION 0.670 G INCREMENTAL
DATY SAMPLING RATE 8 SAMPLES PER SECOND REPORT IS TRANSMITTED WHEN
-------------------------------------[14/02/2010 13:26]

What The !

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXF
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M41A
Flight id: QF0437
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0350YMML
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GUTEN TAG. DIE VOLKSVAGONIST NEEDED ALSO.
TCHOOS
-------------------------------------[14/02/2010 14:07]

Don't Fly So Fast

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCI
Message label: RA Block id: J Msg. no: QUAK
Flight id: LDUNZ~
Message content:-
1UPLINK FROM
AKLEWNZ
ATTN NZ118
HAVE THERE BEEN ANY MORE OCCURENCES OF THE AUTO SPEEDBRAKE MSG AND LIGHT FOR PREVIOUS 2 SECTORS.
MANY THANKS AND REGARDS
Name Withheld
END
-------------------------------------[14/02/2010 16:35]

Grahame Hutchison
16th February 2010, 07:53 PM
Nicknamed Wheels - Because He Didn't Use Them ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCG
Message label: 87 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M38A
Flight id: NZ5109
Message content:-
LOG
THKS 4ACARS I COMPLETED WLG BRIEF 10 FEB WITH HARD COPY IN SYSTEM.
CHEERS WHEELS
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 10:17]

Early - Such A Luxury

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJB
Message label: 87 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M29A
Flight id: NZ0104
Message content:-
CREW
0100YSSYNZAA
HI GUYS.
WE WILL BE EARLY CAN U PLEASE BOOK US ON THE 1700 TO CHCH
REGARDS Names Withheld
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 11:57]

Was It Something They Ate ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGE
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 3804
Flight id: QF0435
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 03:20
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
LOTS OF VOMIT IN AND AROUND 5J/K. REPLCE SEAT COVER N CLN CRPT.
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 13:38]

What Was The Last Thing To Go Through The Birds Mind ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJF
Message label: 14 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M47A
Flight id: NZ0977
Message content:-
--AIR02NZROYSSY061303000000NNN
L1
L2
----------
HI SYD. CREW PAX CHC 186
PLS ADV ENGRS BIRD STRIKE EX ROT.
ALSO NEED WIND SCREEN CLEAN PLS. CHRS
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 16:21]

Which Card ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBE
Message label: HX Block id: 4 Msg. no: S04A
Flight id: JQ0000
Message content:-
RA FMT /
HI,
PSE CONFRIM IF THERE IS ONBOARD THE A/C ANUV BLACK CARNET CARD
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 16:37]

ACARS To Report EICAS Problem ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VPF
Message label: RA Block id: W Msg. no: QUBN
Flight id: EHPVA~
Message content:-
1DIS01160621
FREETEXT
1. WE SENT A SERIES OF YPLINKS, DID DEFECT RE-OCCUR?
WE'LL GET SYD CREW TO CONDUCT MORE TSHOOTING, BUT PLEASE CONTINUE TO REPORT MORE EVENTS FOR REMAINDER OF FLIGHT. ALSO LOG APPROX UTC
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 17:21]

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VPF
Message label: 81 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M30A
Flight id: VA0028
Message content:-
/BNEPHVA.- ENG NOTHING OBSERVED.
EACH EICAS RCD DOWNLINK SEND SHOULD HAVE TIME OF EACH EVENT.
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 17:24]

What's Gasper Vent ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-OGV
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M36A
Flight id: QF0542
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0830YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI FOR ENGINEER GASPER VENT 1A NEEDS REPLACEMENT
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 18:32]

Delays, Delays !

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBE
Message label: 87 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: JQ0003
Message content:-
ETA HNL 1710
DELAY 1. 10MIN DUE WRONG JEPP CHARTS.
DELAY 2. 20MIN WAITING FOR TUG ATTACHED TO
JST205
-------------------------------------[16/02/2010 19:08]

Raymond Rowe
16th February 2010, 08:19 PM
What's Gasper Vent ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-OGV
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M36A
Flight id: QF0542
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0830YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI FOR ENGINEER GASPER VENT 1A NEEDS REPLACEMENT


The little vents above your head on the PSU panel.

Kurt A
18th February 2010, 10:18 AM
And.....
ANUV BLACK CARNET CARD
?

Owen H
18th February 2010, 11:49 AM
A Carnet card is basically a credit card for fuel. Some airport fuel bowsers (to fill up your GA aircraft) accept them as a swipe. They also sometimes prove useful at an offline port where you don't have a pre-existing fuel contract.

Edited to add - I used to wonder why we carried them on a heavy jet aircraft, until one day we diverted and ordered our fuel. The nice refueler asked "and how would you like to pay for that". I wonder if the captain's credit card would have had a limit high enough to pay for 64,000 litres of Jet A1 had we not had a carnet card :D

Grahame Hutchison
18th February 2010, 07:32 PM
I carry Shell Aviation, Air BP and Mobil Aviation carnet cards, you never know where or when you may need to stop for some Avgas (after that there is always Amex).

Grahame Hutchison
18th February 2010, 07:46 PM
Air Lingus Would Have Checked Outside For A Humming Bird ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N121UA
Message label: RA Block id: K Msg. no: QUHD
Flight id: QWDUA~
Message content:-
1RECEIVED LOG002:
HUMMING NOISE AT DR 3R CROSS AISLE - SOUND MORE OBVIOUS AT THE CEILING
THAN THE FLOOR CREW TURNED OFF THE FANS & IT DIDN'T GO AWAY - *FIX JAF
**A NEW MRD IS REQUIRED PRIOR TO THE
-------------------------------------[18/02/2010 07:50]

Some Well Deserved Self Promotion

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VQE
Message label: 1L Block id: 5 Msg. no: M45A
Flight id: JQ0143
Message content:-
JQ 143 DC2233 TC2234
39MIN TURNAROUND FROM STAND OFF BAY WITH BUSES AND FULL
LOADS EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE
-------------------------------------[18/02/2010 09:59]

More Lights Out Than Working

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGR
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 2851
Flight id: QF0056
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 06:15
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
SEATS 35DEF THRU 75DEF NO READING LIGHTS.
-------------------------------------[18/02/2010 16:28]

Is Someone In Trouble ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXD
Message label: 87 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M89A
Flight id: QF0449
Message content:-
/SYDKIQF.GDAY. COULD YOU PLEASE PASS ON THE NAME OF GND STAFF AT GATE WHO
DISPATCHED QF449. TKS
-------------------------------------[18/02/2010 17:08]

Grahame Hutchison
22nd February 2010, 06:32 PM
Chemicals On The Seat

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGP
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4606
Flight id: QF0520
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 01:30
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
W/C FROM BOOT IF POSS N SEAT 2A COVER N CUSHION REPL DUE H2O
-------------------------------------[21/02/2010 11:46]

[No private Air NZ emails please - mod]

-------------------------------------[22/02/2010 08:55]

Pre-emptive Strike By RAAF

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQN
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M45A
Flight id: JQ0842
Message content:-
JQ842 DC0053 PB0055 5MIN DELAY DUE EARLY ACTIVATION OF RETRICTED NORTH OF RICHMOND
-------------------------------------[22/02/2010 12:16]

Tony P
23rd February 2010, 11:21 AM
Hi Grahame,

So do you class yourself as a loon or a nutter or both?:p
http://www.pprune.org/dg-p-reporting-points/406630-acars-warning-all.html

Grahame Hutchison
23rd February 2010, 05:04 PM
From PPRuNe's Ken Borough


A lot of people are able to capture ACARS messsages from published VHF frequencies, download and decipher them. One loon or nutter - take your pick - in Sydney goes so far as to regularly post what he considers 'unusual' ACARS messages on a web-site relating to aviation based on Sydney Airport. The plain language remarks are highlighted, and have even included private e-mails sent by Air New Zealand crews. Talk about an invasion of privacy! http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/evil.gifhttp://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/evil.gifhttp://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/evil.gif

So, be warned and think twice about any flippant comments or anything that may be sensitive on ACARS as you will never know where the messages end up.


And this from a forum whose name includes "Rumour Network".


The PPRuNe thread has had 739 views, my ACARS Verbals 2009 thread had 15,879 views, so who is the nutter ?


Hey thanks for the "warning", I found the website you refer to - saves me trawling through my own ACARS logs!

that Grahame Hutchison is a legend !

Loon, nutter or now legend, I will go for legend.

What a classic, I am rolling on the floor laughing.

Grant Smith
23rd February 2010, 06:44 PM
The PPRuNe thread has had 739 views, my ACARS Verbals 2009 thread had 15,879 views, so who is the nutter ?

Grahame,

Wouldn't that depend on the way you look at it?

It could well be argued that due to your high volume of views in your ACARS Verbals 2009 thread, that you may well be a nutter ;)

Grahame Hutchison
23rd February 2010, 07:15 PM
Agreed, but it's a fine, fine line between nutter and legend !

NB: The 15,879 views are not all mine, so there are hundreds of other potential nutters out there.

Grahame Hutchison
23rd February 2010, 07:25 PM
But Are They Happy Hidehi Campers ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGT
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4532
Flight id: QF0055
Message content:-
/AKL.
ARI
AKL ETAB 01:15
WH/CH 02 UN/MNR 00
HIDEHI CAMPERS.. ALL GOOD AND ON TIME.
-------------------------------------[23/02/2010 09:45]

Grahame Hutchison
25th February 2010, 08:35 PM
Sounds Like Two Meals For The Guys Up Front

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: (ZK-OJI
Message label: 14 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M10A
Flight id: NZ0181
Message content:-
--AIR02NZCHYSSY211001000000NNN
L1
L2
----------
HI. CAN U PLSE PASS ON 2 CATERING THAT WE NEED 2 J CLASS MEAL COMPLETE WITH TRAYS ETC.
-------------------------------------[25/02/2010 07:28]

First Time I Have Seen This One

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXF
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M24A
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2240YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI 1 PIC
ENG 1 GPS U/S
-------------------------------------[25/02/2010 08:54]

Would Have Thought Checkin Would Have Handled Legality Of O2

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJD
Message label: 87 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M26A
Flight id: NZ0104
Message content:-
.DELAY.
0100YSSYNZAA
4 MIN DELAY OFF BLX DUE DISCUSSION BETWEEN CREW CONCERNING A PAX O2 BTTLE BEING LEGAL.
-------------------------------------[25/02/2010 11:56]

Grahame Hutchison
9th March 2010, 08:44 PM
I Am Still Thinking About This One ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VYL
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M26A
Flight id: QF0953
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0013YSCB
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI MUM. HOME EARLY WITH 1 NON-DANCER. TA.
-------------------------------------[09/03/2010 10:40]

APU Cactus On New Aircraft

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-ZQC
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M21A
Flight id: QF0044
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0925YSSY
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS 01PAX
SICK N
SI HI QF SYD REQUIRE GROUND POWER ON ARRIVAL APU U/S
-------------------------------------[09/03/2010 19:44]

Next They Will Want Valet Service

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGS
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 3502
Flight id: QF0487
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 10:25
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI MEL...REQ PRIMO PARKING PLZZ...
-------------------------------------[09/03/2010 20:34]

Fred C
10th March 2010, 05:50 PM
First Time I Have Seen This One

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXF
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M24A
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2240YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI 1 PIC
ENG 1 GPS U/S

Translates as Attention engineering we have one Global Positioning system unserviceable.;)

Fred C
10th March 2010, 05:52 PM
I Am Still Thinking About This One ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VYL
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M26A
Flight id: QF0953
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0013YSCB
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI MUM. HOME EARLY WITH 1 NON-DANCER. TA.
One wheelchair bound person?

Grahame Hutchison
10th March 2010, 05:59 PM
Hopefully not Fred, QF crew are usually quite formal about wheelchair requirements, and I must say amazingly helpful in organising support for disabled people.

Grahame Hutchison
10th March 2010, 06:23 PM
Status Report

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .C-FNND
Message label: 4R Block id: 4 Msg. no: M17A
Flight id: AC0033
Message content:-
C311 2 WE HV JUST RECVD A HEADNG OF 180. THEYR VECTORNG US FR A VOR 16. T/D STILL EXPEC 2337Z
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:05]

Landing Instructions ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCG
Message label: 87 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M67A
Flight id: NZ5162
Message content:-
MOC NZ102 10/3
ATT. Name Withheld
HI. PLSE CONFIRM WHY U WOULD LIKE US TO AUTOLAND WHEN A/LAND CURRENT. THANKS
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:44]

It's A Long Waypoint To Pudong !

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N409MC
Message label: H1 Block id: 5 Msg. no: F03A
Flight id: 5Y7521
Message content:-
#M1BREQPWI/WQ380.400.420.440:GLF.RIC.BOYSY.MISIT.MDG.WLG.ONIV I.AKLET.VILOL.TAVEV.
SARIK.TASHA.RUVAP.EGORE.DUMAV.IGOPO.GUTEV.AMN.DULO N.PEDNO.SEBUL.COT.ALDIN.NANAS.
GULFO.IOO.LAMBO.TAPER.IBAGO.LIP.MIA.VOTAS.OLIVA.C
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:49]

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N409MC
Message label: H1 Block id: 6 Msg. no: F03B
Flight id: 5Y7521
Message content:-
#M1BIA.TADEL.BIGBI.TAREM.AVMUP.MUMOT.NOMAN.SOUSA.D OTMI.BEBEM.SWA.IKATA.XLN.FQG.
LJG.RUPOX.DST.SHZ.NGB.BAVIK.ATRIP.ZSPD/DQ440F07E
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:49]

Watch Out For Those ATC Guys

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-OGV
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M30A
Flight id: QF0453
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0730YMML
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI ENG SAFE HAND IN A51
ON TIME....UNTIL ATC GETS A HOLD OF US. RGDS
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 17:35]

Grahame Hutchison
16th March 2010, 06:26 PM
Obviously Not Flying Over South West Queensland


ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXG
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M56A
Flight id: QF0507
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2210YSSY
WHLCHR 02 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY
FOR ENGINEERING
NO WATER IN GALLEYS OR TOILETS
-------------------------------------[16/03/2010 09:01]

Sounds Like The Pope Was On Board

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXN
Message label: 86 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M37A
Flight id: QF0616
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0305YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI... RQST A PEEPELMUVA TA
-------------------------------------[16/03/2010 13:23]

Grahame Hutchison
18th March 2010, 04:48 PM
One For Office Works

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQP
Message label: 1L Block id: 3 Msg. no: M31A
Flight id: JQ0475
Message content:-
2OPSJST475 F100317 INCORPORATED INFO 4 TECH PUBS FSO FOLDER NEEDS MORE PLASTIC SLEEVES
-------------------------------------[18/03/2010 08:44]

I Think They Have A Cactus APU Battery

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .CC-CQF
Message label: 80 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M13A
Flight id: LA0800
Message content:-
/AKLOWLA.3B01 OTHER 0800/17 YSSY/NZAA .CC-CQF
OSCAR NOS FALLO LA BATERIA DEL APU APU BAT SYS
FAULT Y ESTAMOS EN COND 2 ETA 0217/PLS ACK
-------------------------------------[18/03/2010 10:39]

Grahame Hutchison
20th March 2010, 08:26 PM
Gentle Mist Or Pulsate

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OEH
Message label: 86 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M20A
Flight id: QF0094
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2145YMML
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST 00MINORS 02PAX
SICK N
SI DO YOU HAVE A WATER SETTING FOR QF93 TO LAX

-------------------------------------[20/03/2010 07:11]

Must Be A Good Day

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJH
Message label: 14 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M07A
Flight id: NJ0141
Message content:-
--AIR02NZWNYSSY200502000000NNN
L1
L2
----------
GIDAY GETNG SPED UP BY ATC. DO U HAV GATE FOR US PLSE
-------------------------------------[20/03/2010 07:30]

Hopefully Not Showing Empty !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGE
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 0039
Flight id: QF0046
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 05:25
WH/CH 03 UN/MNR 00
GDAY.
FUEL INDICATION PROB.
-------------------------------------[20/03/2010 16:00]

Grahame Hutchison
27th March 2010, 10:15 PM
Gate Number Please ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGR
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5500
Flight id: QF0050
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 20:28
WH/CH 02 UN/MNR 00
HARRO.PAKARKING SPOTULISM. 1MAAS TOO. BIT LATER.LOOOOONGG TAXI
-------------------------------------[27/03/2010 06:54]

Grahame Hutchison
30th March 2010, 06:27 PM
Cool Philippines Crew

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .PK-GPG
Message label: 1L Block id: 5 Msg. no: M24A
Flight id: GA0715
Message content:-
01264201700OWADD,GD MRNG BRO Name Withheld GA 715,DEP 2356 ETA 06
18 OPS N,ORMAL TKS,,,,,
-------------------------------------[30/03/2010 11:23]

Grahame Hutchison
31st March 2010, 07:00 PM
Maybe He Doesn't Like Sydney ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N708DN
Message label: 80 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M65A
Flight id: DL0017
Message content:-
3401/29 KLAX/YSSY .N708DN
PLZ PASS TO SYD OPS THAT CAPT Name Withheld WILL GO BACK ON FLT 16/31 MAR
-------------------------------------[31/03/2010 07:01]

I Don't Want To Know What Set It Off

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGJ
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4012
Flight id: QF0504
Message content:-
/BNJ.
ARI
BNJ ETAB 21:35
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
PLS ADV ENG TOILET SMOKE ALM R FWD RESET OK
.
-------------------------------------[31/03/2010 07:40]

The Ocka Crew Again

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGN
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5255
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 22:45
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
GDAYAL. WHERES BNE/CNS FLT AND QF517 BNE/SYD GUNNA BE.
-------------------------------------[31/03/2010 08:52]

It Must Be Dunny Day

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXC
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M53A
Flight id: QF0510
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2309YBBN
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI GOOD MORNING A/C OK
NO RQMNTS....
COULD SOMEONE FIX THE REAR LAV PLSE.....
-------------------------------------[31/03/2010 09:21]

A380 Problem ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .A6-ECC
Message label: 81 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M56A
Flight id: EK0419
Message content:-
/DXBMCEK.STATUS MSGS
ILS L
GND PROX SYS
NO LAND 3
A6-ECC
AMBER LINE THROUGH ON BOTH ILS FREQS
-------------------------------------[31/03/2010 17:54]

Grahame Hutchison
1st April 2010, 07:56 PM
A Job For Fedex

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQP
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: JQ0402
Message content:-
4DIS - HAVING TROUBLE GETTING ACARS WX OOL AND BNE. COULD YOU SEND US ACOPY.
-------------------------------------[01/04/2010 07:33]

Running Late - Start The APU

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQP
Message label: 1L Block id: 9 Msg. no: M10A
Flight id: JQ0402
Message content:-
4MW AND OPS - LOOKS AS THOUGH VQP HAD A FLIGHT WHICH WAS CANCELLED OR A/C SWAP . TECH LOG REF 184029 REQUIRING INFLIGHT START OF APU IS OPEN. CONFIRM STILL REQUIRED.
-------------------------------------[01/04/2010 07:44]

Keh ? (Good afternoon, good evening)

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJC
Message label: 14 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M24A
Flight id: NZ0142
Message content:-
--AIR02YSSYNZWN013500000000NNN
L1
L2
----------
BUENAS TARDES
NO RQMTS
-------------------------------------[01/04/2010 09:45]

Another Job For Office Works

ACARS mode: B Aircraft reg: .VH-VQP
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M31A
Flight id: JQ0405
Message content:-
4DISP - F100331 NOT UPDATED DUE NIL SPARE A4 PLASTIC SLEEVES. REQUEST ADDITIONAL SLEEVES VIA TAC ON ARR SYD.
-------------------------------------[01/04/2010 09:52]

Better Late Than Never

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJB
Message label: 14 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M23A
Flight id: NZ0182
Message content:-
--AIR02YSSYNZCH151001000000NNN
L1
L2
----------
AFTERNOON....20 LATE
SEE YOU ON GTE 24
CHEERS NZ182
-------------------------------------[01/04/2010 10:43]

"Fully SICK"

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGJ
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5921
Flight id: QF0520
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 03:45
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
RE QF529 HOW QUICK IS THE TRANSIT BEST GUESS.
HOURS R SICK.
-------------------------------------[01/04/2010 13:59]

David Ramsay
2nd April 2010, 12:54 PM
4DISP - F100331 NOT UPDATED DUE NIL SPARE A4 PLASTIC SLEEVES. REQUEST ADDITIONAL SLEEVES VIA TAC ON ARR SYD.

They asked for those two weeks ago :eek:

INCORPORATED INFO 4 TECH PUBS FSO FOLDER NEEDS MORE PLASTIC SLEEVES

Grahame Hutchison
2nd April 2010, 01:21 PM
Qfficeworks must be out of stock David.

Grahame Hutchison
4th April 2010, 09:30 AM
The Rabbit Has Landed

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXG
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M03A
Flight id: QF0465
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0920YMML
WHLCHR 01 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI HAPPY EASTER. 1 W/C.
-------------------------------------[03/04/2010 19:23]

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXU
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M73A
Flight id: QF0556
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 1125YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GOOD EVEEEEING
-------------------------------------[03/04/2010 21:36]

Grahame Hutchison
15th April 2010, 07:45 PM
The Crew Couldn't Shut Him Up

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .C-FNNH
Message label: 4R Block id: 3 Msg. no: M14A
Flight id: AC0033
Message content:-
C318SYDWWQF ?? ADVCD A PAX MAY ASK 2 GO 2 MED CLINIC WITH
TOUNGE ISSUE
-------------------------------------[15/04/2010 07:37]

Seems Like An Unusually Long Delay

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJM
Message label: 87 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: NZ0100
Message content:-
.DELAY.
0100YSSYNZAA
HELD ON GROUND DUE MEDEVAC HELICOPTER INBD TO SYD HOSPITAL. ALL DEPS OFF RW34R XXLD. EVENTUALY AIRBORNE 2146
-------------------------------------[15/04/2010 08:04]

Weather Weather Weather !

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .DQ-FJK
Message label: 80 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M30A
Flight id: FJ0910
Message content:-
3K01 STNS 0910/15 YSSY/NFFN .
DQ-FJK FOR CPT Name Withheld UNABLE TO RECIEVE WX ON 911 BUT ABLE TO RECIEVE ON 910 WX COMING VIA PRINTER ONLY
-------------------------------------[15/04/2010 13:38]

Move It Down The Back Of The Bus

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBA
Message label: 87 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M05A
Flight id: JQ0037
Message content:-
OUT 0724 ETA 1345. DLY DUE FORWARD C.OF.G REQ. G CONTAINER SHIFT.
-------------------------------------[15/04/2010 17:53]

Grahame Hutchison
16th April 2010, 09:21 PM
Bleedin Engine Problem

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N122UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 4 Msg. no: M07A
Flight id: UA0839
Message content:-
/71 LAXSYD 0\BLEED HP ENG 3 EICASLT ILLUMINATED SEVERAL TIMES DURING FLIGHT.
-------------------------------------[16/04/2010 05:33]

Does The Patient Bypass Customs ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJB
Message label: 14 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M13A
Flight id: NZ0221
Message content:-
--AIR02NZAAYPAD010001000000NYN
L1
L2
----------
AMBULANCE REQUIRED AT A/C FOR STRETCHER PATIENT.
-------------------------------------[16/04/2010 09:34]

One Quick Turnaround To Go Please

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .YJ-AV1
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M48A
Flight id: NF0010
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0450YSSY
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI G/AFTERNOON REQUEST GATE AND ZFW PLEASE ALSO REQUEST QUICK
TURN-AROUND IF POSSIBLE
-------------------------------------[16/04/2010 14:08]

Sounds Like The APU Is Caput

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGJ
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 0702
Flight id: QF0459
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 10:00
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
REQUIRE GND PWR AND GND AIR ON ARRIVAL.
-------------------------------------[16/04/2010 19:07]

Carsten Bauer
20th April 2010, 12:15 PM
-------------------------------------[16/04/2010 05:33]

Does The Patient Bypass Customs ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJB
Message label: 14 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M13A
Flight id: NZ0221
Message content:-
--AIR02NZAAYPAD010001000000NYN
L1
L2
----------
AMBULANCE REQUIRED AT A/C FOR STRETCHER PATIENT.
-------------------------------------[16/04/2010 09:34]

Most of the time, they get cleared by customs on the ramp inside the ambulance, depending on the medical urgency of the patient.

Grahame Hutchison
21st April 2010, 09:48 PM
They Will Fix It One Day

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .VH-VGY
Message label: 1L Block id: 0 Msg. no: M12A
Flight id: JQ0603
Message content:-
TO OPS+MAINT WATCH REQ ENGINEER IN AVV FOR INFO - ELAC 2 PITCH FAULT. LONG HISTORY IN TECH LOG.
-------------------------------------[21/04/2010 07:36]

Grahame Hutchison
24th April 2010, 03:40 PM
Intrastate Politics From The Cockpit

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGI
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5915
Flight id: QF0405
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 21:56
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
GOOD MORNING. LEAGUE SHOULDNT TRESPASS IN MEL. ANYWAY.........
-------------------------------------[23/04/2010 06:59]

Oh Dear

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJD
Message label: 87 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: NZ0187
Message content:-
NAVS
0100NZCHYSSY
PSE BE AWARE...YESTERDAY CARRIED MEL AS ALT FOR OOL . THERE WAS NO ROUTE STORED IN THE BOX FOR THIS DIVERT. Name Withheld
-------------------------------------[23/04/2010 07:36]

Start The APU

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXI
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M25A
Flight id: QF0923
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0711YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GIVEN ATC HURRY UP
-------------------------------------[23/04/2010 16:49]

Grahame Hutchison
2nd May 2010, 07:53 PM
Everyone Was In The Same Boat

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-JQX
Message label: 1L Block id: 0 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: JQ0400
Message content:-
HI JQ 400 DC 2000 TC 2009. 4 MINS LATE DUE ATC CONGESTION IN FOG
-------------------------------------[02/05/2010 06:41]

Who Reported This One - ATC ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .C-FIUA
Message label: 4T Block id: 7 Msg. no: M41A
Flight id: AC0033
Message content:-
MMSNG AC0033/30/01/YVRSYD/2224Z/701/1/ 3340/ 80799/L4585029 /08/RIGHT LDG LITE U/S
-------------------------------------[02/05/2010 08:23]

Which Way Do I Go ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N492MC
Message label: H1 Block id: 4 Msg. no: F00A
Flight id: 5Y7589
Message content:-
#M1BREQPWI/WQ360.380.400.420:RIC.BOYSY.MISIT.MDG.SGE.PUDUR.OM UBI.DOLIB.BIDAG.GULOP.KOW.ROOKI.OPABA.OLENG.SAMGE. SADAN.EDLOR.DAO.SIVAL.GONIL.BALIN.BOHOL.DAHOY.MCT. MANOK.MOLOC.SAGRA.CONDE.PABLO.BANOS.MIA.VOTAS.OLI.
CIA.TADEL.BIGBI.TAREM.AVMUP.MUMOT.NOMAN.SOUSA.DOTM I.BEBEM.SWA.IKATA.XLN.FQG.LJG.RUPOX.DST.SHZ.AND.ZS PD/DQ2703695
-------------------------------------[02/05/2010 12:58]

Grahame Hutchison
7th May 2010, 08:40 PM
What Are The Chences ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJD
Message label: 87 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M10A
Flight id: NZ0187
Message content:-
ALOG
0100NZCHYSSY
HI. ONE OF OUR PAX LEFT AN I-PHONE IN DEP AREA CHC. CAN YOU PLS LET US KNOW IF IT HAS BEEN FOUND.
CHEERS
-------------------------------------[07/05/2010 07:55]

More Convicts

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-ZQA
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M10A
Flight id: QF0142
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2320YSSY
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS 01PAX
SICK N
SI THE MEET AND ASSIST IS A PERSON IN CUSTODY
-------------------------------------[07/05/2010 08:36]

What The ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXB
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M22A
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2340YBBN
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI W/C TO DOOR
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW
-------------------------------------[07/05/2010 08:41]

VOMITUS - Latin For Technicolour Yawn

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .9V-SVJ
Message label: H1 Block id: 0 Msg. no: 000A
Flight id: SQ0281
Message content:-
#T0B/AKLWRNZ AKLKDSQ.
CABIN DEFECT LAVATORY 3A-LC- SINK CHOKED WZ VOMITUS.
-------------------------------------[07/05/2010 17:43]

Blame ATC For The Delay

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQU
Message label: 1L Block id: 9 Msg. no: M16A
Flight id: JQT625
Message content:-
JST625 DC0837 TC0847. 7MIN DELAY. 4MIN 631D. 3MIN CODE 899 - ATC REQUEST TO RETURN TO SYDNEY CLEARANCE DELIVERY FOR VERBAL AMENDED WEATHER YMAV.
-------------------------------------[07/05/2010 19:13]

Grahame Hutchison
21st May 2010, 07:38 PM
Blame The Cleaners

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBK
Message label: 87 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M63A
Flight id: JQ0037
Message content:-
HI GUYS. ETA DPS 1320.
5 MIN DELAY DUE GND STAFF STILL CLEANING A/C FROM PREVIOUS FLT.
THANKS FOR THE FLT PLN/WIND UPLINK.
RGDS Name Withheld.
-------------------------------------[21/05/2010 17:50]

Grahame Hutchison
22nd May 2010, 11:32 AM
Busy Day For Wheelies

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N105UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 2 Msg. no: M68A
Flight id: UA0863
Message content:-
/C6 SFOSYD
SYD NEED 8 WHLCHRS...
ONE OF THE IS IN THE PIT.
NEED 1 AISLE CHR.
VIP ON BOARD NEEDS CHR.
HEADS UP FOR YA.
THX
9 CHRS THAT IS...
-------------------------------------[22/05/2010 05:48]

Grahame Hutchison
23rd May 2010, 06:50 PM
A Little Bumpy Up There Maybe

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJF
Message label: 87 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M34A
Flight id: NZ0222
Message content:-
DESP
0100YPADNZAA
HAVE U HAD ANY RIDE REPORTS ESKEL-AKL.
MIGHT NOT HAVE TO GO TO FL270.
REGARDS G
-------------------------------------[23/05/2010 13:36]

Time Sheets Again

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQJ
Message label: 1L Block id: 9 Msg. no: M76A
Flight id: JQ0956
Message content:-
HEY GUYS JQ956 DC 0552 TC 055818 MIN LATE
9 MIN LATE ARRIVAL PREVIOUS SECTOR.
5 MIN A/CDEFECT.
4 MIN TARMACCONGEST.
CHEERS.
-------------------------------------[23/05/2010 16:34]

Still using Tapes ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGE
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4834
Flight id: QF0536
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 07:40
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
HI. REQ A SHORT CABIN SAFETY DEMO TAPE PLS.
CHEERS
-------------------------------------[23/05/2010 16:48]

Grahame Hutchison
27th May 2010, 08:42 PM
Open A Window

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N173UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 5 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: UA0839
Message content:-
/71 LAXSYD 0\AIR QUALITY REPORTEDTO BE POOR THROUGHOUT AIRCRAFT. SEVERAL F/As WITH THROAT N EYE IRR.
-------------------------------------[27/05/2010 05:35]

QF1 Waypoints To Bangkok Today

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-OJT
Message label: H1 Block id: 8 Msg. no: F28A
Flight id: QF0001
Message content:-
#M1BREQPWI/TS072715,270510/WQ340.360.380:
RIC.WLG.ONIVI.AKLET.VILOL.TAVEV.SARIK.TASHA.NIVED. MIGAX.MICEY.
TN.NOVEM.MAVER.DN.NATAL.SHEPP.ELBIS.PORAK.LADOP.MA MOK.TBDRY.
BRU.DOGOG.ASISU.TODAM.LAGOT.AKMON.MOXON.DAGAG..LOS ON.TSN.
CUCHI.SAPEN.POPET.PNH.BOKAK.GOMES.VTBS
/DQ380/SPSYDBKK0016D23
-------------------------------------[27/05/2010 17:27]

EK419 Waypoints To Bangkok Today

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .A6-ECK
Message label: H1 Block id: 6 Msg. no: F02A
Flight id: EK0419
Message content:-
#M1BREQPWI/WQ380.360.320.300:
GLF.RIC.BOYSY.MISIT.MDG.WLG.ONIVI.AKLET.VILOL.TAVE V.SARIK.TASHA.NIVED.MIGAX.MICEY.
TN.NOVEM.MAVER.DN.NATAL.SHEPP.ELBIS.PORAK.LADOP.MA MOK.CBWN1.BRU.DOGOG.ASISU.
TODAM.LAGOT.AKMON.MOXON.DAGAG.ELSAS.LOSON.TSN.CUCH I.SAPEN.POPET.PNH.BISOR.RYN.
DANNY.ROCHA.SAVIE.CHATO.REGAL.BKK.ROBBY.ROBBY.SWN0 6.RW19R.
SVB.SVB07./DQ360CC57
-------------------------------------[27/05/2010 19:06]

Grahame Hutchison
28th May 2010, 07:17 PM
The Qantas Poet Laureate

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGH
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 2920
Flight id: QF0539
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 07:12
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
FLYING SOUTH AT RAPID SPEED.
ON ARRIVAL WE HAVE NO NEED.
-------------------------------------[28/05/2010 16:47]

Grahame Hutchison
29th May 2010, 08:56 AM
Need To Keep Those PAX Out

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N127UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 7 Msg. no: M53A
Flight id: UA0863
Message content:-
/71 SFOSYD 0\FLT DECK BARRIER DIFFICULT TO LOCK INTO PLACE.
/71 SFOSYD 0\LEFT UPPER DECK DOOR HAS SMALL HATCH ON SLIDE PACK THAT WILL NOT CLOSE.
-------------------------------------[29/05/2010 05:50]

Grahame Hutchison
2nd June 2010, 07:25 PM
Order More Sick Bags - It's A Long Way To Buenos Aires

ACARS mode: B Aircraft reg: .VH-VXT
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M17A
Flight id: QF0501
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2125YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS 01PAX
SICK N
SI FOR INFO...PAX IN Seat Withheld BOOKED ON BUENOS AIRES SERVICE HAS BEEN SICK MOST OF THIS FLIGHT...
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 06:51]

Engineering - Help ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQJ
Message label: 1L Block id: 0 Msg. no: M11A
Flight id: JQ0721
Message content:-
JST721 2OPS 4M WATCH REQEST ENGINEER ON ARR HBA
L2 INDICATION AIRBOURNE
L2 INDICATING OPEN AIRBOURNE NOW CLEARED
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 08:22]

A Flight Plan Really Does Help

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGR
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5522
Flight id: QF0513
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 01:35
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
WE NEED A FLT PLAN FOR QF526. TO THE GATE PLEASE.
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 11:09]

Turbulence Or Turbulent PAX

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .N197UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 5 Msg. no: M54A
Flight id: UA0840
Message content:-
/71 MELSYD 0\
BROKEN GLASS IN UPPERDECK GALLEY.. NEEDS TO BE CLEANED..
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 12:10]

One Easy Rider

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: 6VH-VYJ
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M38A
Flight id: QF0926
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0635YBCS
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HEY Name Withheld CAN U PLS FIRE UP THE VW FOR 1 RIDER
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 14:03]

An Italian Texan ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXC
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M23A
Flight id: QF0576
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0550YMML
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HOWDY. NO REQS.
CIAO...
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 15:07]

Ciao Boy Again

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXD
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M62A
Flight id: QF0624
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0710YBBN
WHLCHR 00 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY.GOOD JET. NIL REQ. CIAO...
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 16:25]

Grahame Hutchison
6th June 2010, 05:26 PM
Freeloaders ?

ACARS mode: Aircraft reg: .VH-VXS
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M36A
Flight id: QF0121
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0156NZQN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI. 3 TECH AND 7 FA FOR RTN.
-------------------------------------[06/06/2010 09:51]

Grahame Hutchison
13th June 2010, 09:19 PM
We Will See This A Lot over The Next Few Weeks ...

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N705DN
Message label: 80 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M35A
Flight id: DL0017
Message content:-
/ATLXGDL.3A02/11 KLAX/YSSY .N705DN
REQ USA/ENGLAND SOCCER SCORE. THX
-------------------------------------[13/06/2010 06:25]

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCK
Message label: 87 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M43A
Flight id: NZ1612
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 1612/12 NZAA/YSSY .ZK-NCK
DESP
QUITE KEEN ON RESULT OF USA ENGLAND MATCH. TAH
-------------------------------------[13/06/2010 08:06]

Crew From The Deep South

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXD
Message label: 86 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M31A
Flight id: QF0540
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0837YBBN
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI EVENIN YAWLS.
A/C GOOD. REQ 1 EXTRA W/C IF PARKING ON SATELLITE.
THANKS.
-------------------------------------[13/06/2010 17:40]

Grahame Hutchison
27th June 2010, 10:06 PM
Bleeding Fault

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQB
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M11A
Flight id: JQ0509
Message content:-
JQ509/AIR-ENG2 BLEED FAULT PLS ADVISE ENGINEERS IN MEL. ETA 0236Z.
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 11:40]

And An Apple For The Teacher ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGL
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5222
Flight id: QF0431
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 03:45
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
HOWDY. HAVE LATE NOTE FROM MUM. SEE YA SOON. LUV US XOXOXO
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 12:52]

Scores Please

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .DQ-FJL
Message label: 80 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M20A
Flight id: FJ0910
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 0910/27 YSSY/NFFN .DQ-FJL
BULA-RQST FIJI/SAMOA GAME UPDATE
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 13:51]

Grahame Hutchison
2nd July 2010, 07:40 PM
Did They Try Lost Property ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXM
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M48A
Flight id: QF0529
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0455YSSY
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY. WHERE CAN WE FIND QF538. THANKS.
-------------------------------------[02/07/2010 14:14]

No problem On US Air (http://yssyforum.net/board/showthread.php?t=5567)
They Have Maggots In The Overhead Lockers

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJI
Message label: 87 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M41A
Flight id: NZ0149
Message content:-
SYDAFXH
0100NZWNYSSY
HI. CAN WE PLS ORDER 2 MORE VEGE MEALS FOR NZ186 SYD-CHC OF GATE 63 THANKS
-------------------------------------[02/07/2010 16:48]

Pommie Captain ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXG
Message label: 86 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M49A
Flight id: QF0459
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 1000YMML
WHLCHR 00 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI ALL SOOPER
FUEL 10.4
BRN 5.4
-------------------------------------[02/07/2010 19:06]

Grahame Hutchison
4th July 2010, 10:05 PM
Make It New Zealand Ice Cream

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJN
Message label: 87 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M13A
Flight id: NZ0145
Message content:-
YSSYA
0100NZWNYSSY
PASS ONTO CATERING REQUIRE 8 ICECREAMS FOR BUSSINESS CLASS FOR ZQN SECTOR PLEASE
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 07:31]

Delays, Delays

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCG
Message label: 87 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M96A
Flight id: NZ5433
Message content:-
.DELAY.NZ104 04/07
CARGO DOOR CLOSED 1 MIN B4 DEP.TIME.NO TUG WHEN CALLED 4 PUSH. WHEN TUG CONNECTED 3 MINS LATER TOLD TO HOLD.
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 12:04]

More Tug Problems

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-EBK
Message label: 87 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M06A
Flight id: JQ0037
Message content:-
HI.JQ37 O/BLOX 0720Z.
DELAY DUE U/S TUG.
ETA 1415Z.
PLSE ACK.REGARDS.
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 17:51]

More Delays

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQD
Message label: 1L Block id: 5 Msg. no: M83A
Flight id: JQ0205
Message content:-
JST205 DC0800 TC0802DELAY 7MIN DUE LAST MIN NO-SHOWS AND OFF LOAD BAGS.
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 18:27]

Right To The Point

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXA
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M03A
Flight id: QF0548
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 1045YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI EEEVENING. DONT NEED NOTHEN
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 19:54]

What Was The Celebration ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCK
Message label: 87 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M15A
Flight id: NZ1665
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 1665/04 YSSY/NCRG .ZK-NCK
Name Withheld ON TIME INTO RAR 1500Z ALL INSPECTIONS DONE.
CHAMPAGNE POPPED.. Name Withheld
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 20:03]

Russell D
11th July 2010, 12:13 PM
And An Apple For The Teacher ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGL
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5222
Flight id: QF0431
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 03:45
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
HOWDY. HAVE LATE NOTE FROM MUM. SEE YA SOON. LUV US XOXOXO
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 12:52]

Haha. For some reason this is one of the funniest ones I've read. Keep up the awesome work Grahame :)

Robert S
12th July 2010, 11:58 PM
You have to wonder sometimes if anyone ever tries to get themselves featured here. :)

Grahame Hutchison
5th August 2010, 07:34 PM
Abbreviated ACARS

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-ZQC
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: QF0142
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0036YSSY
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI AC OK CRW CHGE C USOON CHRS
-------------------------------------[05/08/2010 09:54]

Robin Williams On Board - "Gooood Morning Vietnam"

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXB
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M54A
Flight id: QF0536
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0735YBBN
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI GOOOOD EVENING BNE
-------------------------------------[05/08/2010 16:35]

Grahame Hutchison
6th August 2010, 08:16 PM
Landing in Brisbane Rather Than Sydney Maybe ??

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-EBH
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M19A
Flight id: QF0022
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2110YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY
ARRIVING EARLIER DUE RUNWAY CHANGE
-------------------------------------[06/08/2010 06:49]

Six Unhappy Passengers


ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQL
Message label: 1L Block id: 4 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: JQ0603
Message content:-
JQ603 DC2107 TC2109DLA 9MIN/CODE 311 DUE TO BAGGAGE BELT BREAKDOWN 6 BAGS LEFT BEHIND
-------------------------------------[06/08/2010 07:32]

Now We Have A320 Tankers

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJF
Message label: 87 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M19A
Flight id: NZ0187
Message content:-
DESP
0100NZCHYSSY
PSE CONFIRM ZFW FOR NZ232 AND THAT WE ARE TANKERING TO MAX
LDG WT Q. RGDS Name Withheld 3 176
-------------------------------------[06/08/2010 08:19]

Captain Renee - Allo Allo

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXB
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2335YBBN
WHLCHR 00 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GOOD MOANIN BRIS VEGAS
-------------------------------------[06/08/2010 08:38]

Much Better Than A BADJET

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VYA
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M38A
Flight id: QF0529
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0438YSSY
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY. GOODJET.
-------------------------------------[06/08/2010 14:02]

GOODJET Becomming A BADJET

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VYA
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M40A
Flight id: QF0529
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0450YSSY
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY. GOODJET.
JUST SLOWED DOWN. C U ON 13.
-------------------------------------[06/08/2010 14:06]

Can't They Count In Catering

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCG
Message label: 86 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M41A
Flight id: NZ5523
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 07:40
WH/CH 02 UN/MNR 00
CATRING SHORT WE HAVE 13/166 ON BOARD
-------------------------------------[06/08/2010 16:51]

Grahame Hutchison
9th August 2010, 07:15 PM
Maintenance - Don't Sit On Rear Of Seat

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N105UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 5 Msg. no: M05A
Flight id: UA0839
Message content:-
/71 LAXSYD 0\PLACARD ON REAR OF CAPTS SEAT STICKS OUT AND IS VERY SHARP
-------------------------------------[09/08/2010 05:48]

ATC - Wheelie Approved

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-QPJ
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M64A
Flight id: QF0421
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0105YMML
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY
ALSO NEED 1 WHEELIE
-------------------------------------[09/08/2010 10:07]

Captain Anzac

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJO
Message label: 14 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M28A
Flight id: NZ0119
Message content:-
--AIR02NZAAYSSY043002000001NNN
L1
L2
----------
GIDDAY DIGGER.
ALL WELL. HAVE 1XW/C IN HOLD THANX.
REQ QUICK TURN.
-------------------------------------[09/08/2010 13:51]

A Food Fault

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGO
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4322
Flight id: QF0540
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 08:35
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
HI.
REAR GALLEY CHLRS FAULT.
NO FOOD TO BE STORED.
W/CHR TO DR.
-------------------------------------[09/08/2010 17:43]

In Flight Drought

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .VH-EBA
Message label: 87 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M06A
Flight id: JQ0037
Message content:-
JST 37
ETA DPS 1415
DELAY 40 MIN DUE ENG UNABLE TO LOAD POT WATER.
LOADED 90 PERCENT SHOULD BE OK FOR RETURN FLIGHT.
-------------------------------------[09/08/2010 18:33]

Grahame Hutchison
11th August 2010, 07:16 PM
Too Much Helium

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXF
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M70A
Flight id: QF0512
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0050YBBN
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI 2 NEED PPL MOOOOVR
1 WHHELLIE IN HOLD
CHEERS
-------------------------------------[11/08/2010 09:44]

Strong Winds ??

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJH
Message label: 14 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M16A
Flight id: NZ0119
Message content:-
--AIR02NZAAYSSY051002000000NNN
L1
L2
----------
ATC SLOWING TRAFFIC DUE SINGLE RUNWAY 25 IN USE
-------------------------------------[11/08/2010 14:10]

More Holding

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N272UP
Message label: 3E Block id: 4 Msg. no: M32A
Flight id: UP0034
Message content:-
110446 10HNL SYD NEW ETA...0535ENTERING HOLDING AT YSSYAT THIS TIME
-------------------------------------[11/08/2010 14:46]

Can't Afford to Be Held Up

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJI
Message label: 14 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M77A
Flight id: NZ0186
Message content:-
--AIR02YSSYNZCH11.000000100NNN
L1
L2
----------
GOOD EVENING. EARLY AND PSE ALERT THE TAXI PEOPLE
-------------------------------------[11/08/2010 18:53]

Grahame Hutchison
12th August 2010, 06:27 PM
Some Good Tailwinds

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXB
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M25A
Flight id: QF0045
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2355NZCH
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI NO REQ AT THIS POINT WILL BE QUITE EARLY
-------------------------------------[12/08/2010 07:49]

Windy Day

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .N104UA
Message label: RA Block id: X Msg. no: QUAT
Flight id: SUAXA~
Message content:-
1ATIS YSSY A 120530
RWY: 25
WIND: 250/25
VIS: GT 10KM
WX: SH IN AREA
TMP: 15
QNH: 1002
SIGWX: MOD TURB REPORTED IN CIRCUIT AREA
-------------------------------------[12/08/2010 15:30]

Grahame Hutchison
27th August 2010, 08:30 PM
Always Good To Do A Leak Check

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXG
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M12A
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0935YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GREETINGS.
ENGINEERS NEED TO DO 5 MIN LEAK CHEK ON ROLEO.
OTHERWISE A.O.K
-------------------------------------[27/08/2010 08:51]

Not Possible

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGM
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4958
Flight id: QF0455
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 09:42
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
BIT LATE SO FAST TURN AROUND IF POSSIBLE
-------------------------------------[27/08/2010 18:50]

Grahame Hutchison
11th September 2010, 08:36 PM
Someone Forgot Their Laptop

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .DQ-FJL
Message label: 80 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M43A
Flight id: FJ0911
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 0911/10 NFFN/YSSY .DQ-FJL
COFIMING LAPTOP WILL BE ON V-AUS TODAY. REQ STA SYD.
NIL MSG RECVD FRM U
-------------------------------------[11/09/2010 11:04]

Grahame Hutchison
18th September 2010, 10:41 AM
Just Press Harder On The Brakes !

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQK
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: JQ0400
Message content:-
DISPATCH / BE ADVISED THAT AC DOES NOT HAVE REVERSER INOP-MEL HAS BEEN CLEARED
-------------------------------------[17/09/2010 06:51]

Where Is "Pretty Please" In The Radio Operators Handbook ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGS
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5029
Flight id: QF0528
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 04:40
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HELLO REQR GRND PWR
PRETTY PLEASE......
-------------------------------------[17/09/2010 13:50]

Grahame Hutchison
18th October 2010, 06:36 PM
Personal Apology

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VGT
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M07A
Flight id: JQ0402
Message content:-
JST 402 DC 2014 TC201712 MIN DELAY. 2 MIN DUE899. 10 MIN DUE ME.
F/O Name Withheld LEEPING IN.
FIRSTTIME IN FOUR YEARS APOLOGIES
-------------------------------------[18/10/2010 07:40]

Regulations To The Minute

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VGT
Message label: 1L Block id: 3 Msg. no: M47A
Flight id: JQ0509
Message content:-
JQ509. OFF BLKS 00111MIN DELAY DUE F/O NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TOS/ON UNTIL 1025 LOCAL ETA MEL 0140Z
-------------------------------------[18/10/2010 11:32]

Captain Schultz

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGM
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 3507
Flight id: QF0530
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 04:30
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
GUTEN TAG. ALLES GUT MIT DER FLEIGEN MACHINE TCHOOS././
-------------------------------------[18/10/2010 14:35]

ATC - 3 Normal Wheelies Approved Taxiway Charlie

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXE
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M68A
Flight id: QF0567
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0913YPPH
WHLCHR 03 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI 3 NORM WHEELIES PLS.
LUUUV Name Withheld
-------------------------------------[18/10/2010 15:53]

Grahame Hutchison
9th November 2010, 06:01 PM
You Can Always Rely On Paper


ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCI
Message label: 87 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M37A
Flight id: NZ4558
Message content:-
WXREQ/SA FT/YSCB
COMPUTERS 4 FLIGHT PLANNING DOWN. Name Withheld IN F/DESPATCH DID AWESOME JOB.
USED AKL OOL AND CHC SYD PAPERWORK.
BIT LIKE THE AERO CLUB.
CHEERS Name Withheld
-------------------------------------[09/11/2010 08:11]

Grahame Hutchison
28th November 2010, 02:59 PM
Pirates Of The South Pacific

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .YJ-AV1
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M02A
Flight id: NF0010
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0745YSSY
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI AHOY ME HEARTIES
NIL SPECIAL RQST FAST TA
REQ ZFW NF11
ARRRRRGGGHHH
-------------------------------------[27/11/2010 18:02]

Grahame Hutchison
2nd December 2010, 07:31 PM
Fog In Melbourne

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VQF
Message label: 1L Block id: 7 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: JQ0501
Message content:-
JST501/DC2004/TC2006/26MINS LATE-NTCD-DELAY BY OPS DUE FOG IN MELB
AND PZAR RECVD 2002 WITH MULTIPLE CHANGES
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 07:31]

90KVA Power Please

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGN
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5752
Flight id: QF0409
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 21:40
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI NEED GND PWR ON ARR. PREFER GTE WITH 90
KVA GND PWR
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 07:58]

The Qantas Poet Laureate

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGJ
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 0445
Flight id: QF0505
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI SYD ETAB 21:37
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HOLDING HOLDING TO THE NORTH.
WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'LL SALLY FORTH.
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 08:05]

They Don't Know Their Own Engineering Frequecy ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBA
Message label: 87 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M68A
Flight id: JQ7991
Message content:-
JST7991 ETA0035
REQUEST ALLOCATED BAY AND ENGINEERING FREQ IF YOU KNOW IT. ACK
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 10:36]

More Power Requirements !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGN
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4957
Flight id: QF0524
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 02:35
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
COPY 23 THAT GTE ONLY 65KVA EXPECT DELAY FOR DEPARTURE NXT FLT
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 12:50]

Robert S
2nd December 2010, 10:26 PM
More Power Requirements !

Both of those from VH-OGN too.

David Ramsay
3rd December 2010, 06:36 AM
Both of those from VH-OGN too.

Obviously had a dead APU. :)

Grahame Hutchison
3rd December 2010, 05:32 PM
Another Can For Engineering ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-ZQB
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: QF0142
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2258YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST 01MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI FOR ENG
RH REAR TOILET US
CREW CHANGE
-------------------------------------[03/12/2010 09:16]

Flight Level Variation

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VGO
Message label: 1L Block id: 6 Msg. no: M46A
Flight id: JQ0816
Message content:-
2JWS FILED ATC LEVEL WAS FL370.
ATC HADFL350 IN THEIRSYSTEM.
Name Withheld SYD
-------------------------------------[03/12/2010 16:59]

Grahame Hutchison
13th December 2010, 09:55 PM
Captain Abbreviation

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGF
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4642
Flight id: QF0504
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 21:40
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HIACAOKCUSOON..
(Hi Aircraft OK See You Soon)
-------------------------------------[13/12/2010 07:46]

Airline Food

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGS
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 0849
Flight id: QF0004
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 06:35
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
ALSO F/A Name Withheld SICK WITH VOMITING.
-------------------------------------[13/12/2010 17:09]

Technology ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBD
Message label: 87 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M53A
Flight id: JQ0003
Message content:-
GDAD.
ETA 1645. DLY 3 MIN DUE PAX SEATING.
FPL UPLINK SUCCESSFUL AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS.
UNABLE TO GET WIND UPLINK AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS.
PLS ACK.
-------------------------------------[13/12/2010 18:43]

Grahame Hutchison
18th December 2010, 07:49 AM
Going The Extra Mile

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .9V-SQG
Message label: H1 Block id: 7 Msg. no: 000A
Flight id: SQ0263
Message content:-
#T0B/MELKDSQ MELKOSQ.PDPRI- SEAT CHANGE
PSGRS Name Withheld (FAMILY OF 2 + 1 INF) - REFLECTED AS HAVING REQUESTED FOR BASSINET SEAT BUT WAS NOT ALLOCATED ONE EX-SYD DUE TO BASSINET SEATS OCCUPIED BY TRANSIT PSGRS FROM S
-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 10:17]

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .9V-SQG
Message label: H1 Block id: 8 Msg. no: 000B
Flight id: SQ0263
Message content:-
#T0BIN-MEL. KINDLY DAPO AND EFFECT SEAT CHANGE TO BASSINET ROW EX-MEL-SIN OR IF NOT POSSIBLE, TO A ROW OF 03 SEATS.
THANK YOU N REGARDS
-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 10:17]

ACARS 2nd Language

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .CC-CQF
Message label: 80 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M47A
Flight id: LA0800
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 0800/16 YSSY/NZAA .CC-CQF
SOLICITO ME ENVIEN ED03 DE ULTIMA ESTIBA DADO PAXS EMBARCADO POST AL CIERRE DE Q PUERTAS

Loose Translation : ASK ME ENVIEN ED03 ULTIMA STOWAGE GIVEN PAXS EMBARKED POST AT THE END OF Q Doors

-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 10:38]

Tailgating

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .C-FIUF
Message label: 4R Block id: 8 Msg. no: M69A
Flight id: AC0034
Message content:-
C311 2 MOD TURB REPORT AT 310 TO 350 FRM TRAFFIC AHEAD STAYING AT 290 FOR KNOW
-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 13:07]

Grahame Hutchison
1st January 2011, 08:00 AM
New Years Rush

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N710DN
Message label: 80 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M65A
Flight id: DL0016
Message content:-
3401/31 YSSY/KLAX .N710DN
THERE WAS COGESTION IN THE RAMP WHICH DELAYED PUSHBACK.
GROUND CREW DID A GREAT TURNAROUND.
-------------------------------------[31/12/2010 12:41]

Kiwi New Year Celebrations ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCJ
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M01A
Flight id: NZ4324
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 06:15
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI REQ CATERING 81 ICE CREAM
-------------------------------------[31/12/2010 16:39]

Grahame Hutchison
27th January 2011, 06:41 PM
Delete please