ACARS Verbals 2008

[Grahame Hutchison]

The Captain Is A Banana Bender !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGT
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 3043
Flight id: QF0540
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 07:30
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
HELLO. GET THE CANE TOADS OFF THE RUNWAY
HERE WE COME
-------------------------------------[05/12/2008 17:30]

[Grahame Hutchison]

The Aliens Have Arrived

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXI
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M58A
Flight id: QF0739
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2330YPAD
WHLCHR 03 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI GREETINGS EARTHLINGS.
NO OTHER REQ. GOOD JET.
SEE YOUSE BLOKES SOON...
-------------------------------------[09/12/2008 08:52]

[Grahame Hutchison]

A Lame Excuse

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQK
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: JQ0400
Message content:-
JST400. TC1921.DC1919.DELAY 6 MINS.CODE 630.CREW HAD NO AIRSIDE ACCESS. BOTH NOT SYD BASED.
-------------------------------------[11/12/2008 06:53]

Lost Without Computers

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQW
Message label: 1L Block id: 2 Msg. no: M42A
Flight id: JQ0816
Message content:-
JST816 DC0301 TC0307DLA 57 MIN DUE REQUIREMENT TO COMPLETE MANUAL LOAD AND TRIM SHEET TWICE
REFER OSCAR 21074 NO PRIOR NOTICE GIVEN TO CREW
-------------------------------------[11/12/2008 14:33]

[Grahame Hutchison]

Drumming Up More Work

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQW
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M06A
Flight id: JQ7417
Message content:-
ATTN CREWING TECH CREW ARE HAPPY TO HELP OUT TONIGHT WITH FURTHER SECTORS.
-------------------------------------[12/12/2008 20:16]

[Grahame Hutchison]

No Hot Dinners Tonight

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXA
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M23A
Flight id: QF0118
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2045YSSY
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI HI SYD. NO REQMNTS.
1 FWD GALLEY OVEN U/S.
-------------------------------------[13/12/2008 07:02]

Operations: Confirm BAY 27 And It's Right Next To BAY 26

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGK
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 1638
Flight id: QF0050
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 20:55
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
CONFIRM BAY 27.. WHERE IS BAY 27.
-------------------------------------[13/12/2008 07:16]

[Grahame Hutchison]

Shane Warne Eat Your Heart Out

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXG
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M01A
Flight id: QF0924
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0115YBCS
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY ON TIME HOWZAT
-------------------------------------[15/12/2008 09:46]

Since When Did A B767 Have A Boot !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGP
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 3703
Flight id: QF0113
Message content:-
/AKL.
ARI
AKL ETAB 08:40
WH/CH 02 U /MNR 00
NOW NEED 2 WC ONE IS AN AISLE WC AND PAX WC FROM THE BOOT TO DOOR
-------------------------------------[15/12/2008 17:37]

[NickN]

The W/C was stored right next to the jack, wheel brace and spare tyre.

[Grahame Hutchison]

What Is A Z DAY ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJD
Message label: 87 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M04A
Flight id: NZ0802
Message content:-
CREW
0100YBBNNZCH
HI.DELAYED IN BNE. ELECTED TO EXTEND DUTY.I WOULD
LIKE A Z DAY PAYMENT AND MAURICE A Z DAY ADDED
TO HIS LEAVE.WHATS THE PLAN FOR US.
REGARDS GUY.
-------------------------------------[17/12/2008 11:53]

[Raymond Rowe]

Originally Posted by Grahame Hutchison

What Is A Z DAY ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJD
Message label: 87 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M04A
Flight id: NZ0802
Message content:-
CREW
0100YBBNNZCH
HI.DELAYED IN BNE. ELECTED TO EXTEND DUTY.I WOULD
LIKE A Z DAY PAYMENT AND MAURICE A Z DAY ADDED
TO HIS LEAVE.WHATS THE PLAN FOR US.
REGARDS GUY.
-------------------------------------[17/12/2008 11:53]

Z Day=Rostered Day Off.Sounds like he was called in to work this flight.

[Grahame Hutchison]

Thanks Ray, my first thought was a Zzzzzzzzzz...... day.